Isn't it awful what's happening to me
Only awful things happen, seemingly
Of all the problems in the universe
Mine surely must be the worst
Why don't you feel bad for me?
Why don't you feel worse?
How come when you look at me
You don't see the hurt?
There are people richer, smarter and prettier than I
It's a wonder I haven't yet died
When I'm the unluckiest boy alive
Beyond me, I continue to try
When I'm the unluckiest boy alive
The unluckiest alive
The unluckiest alive
When I'm the unluckiest boy alive
Some struggle to pay the bills, to pay the rent
What most people really fail to comprehend
I'm kinda bored, and I feel so lonely, I feel lost
You could say whatever good I've got
I've paid the highest
Why don't you feel bad for me?
Why don't you feel worse?
How come when you look at me
You don't see the hurt?
There are people richer, smarter and prettier than I
It's a wonder I haven't yet died
When I'm the unluckiest boy alive
Beyond me, I continue to try
When I'm the unluckiest boy alive
The unluckiest alive
Give me money, give me time
Give me features so divine
Give me hope, give me faith
A god that listens when I pray
Give me clothes, give me house
Give me car to fuck about
Give me reasons not to hide
Give me reasons not to die
Give me reasons, give me reasons
Give me reasons why
Why
It's a wonder I haven't yet died
When I'm the unluckiest boy alive
Beyond me, I continue to try
When I'm the unlucky, unlucky, unlucky
The unluckiest alive
The unluckiest boy alive
When I'm the unluckiest boy alive
The unluckiest alive